Lavender is the Color of The Dead

Once I was looking at the word Lavender on Google. Lavender is a pretty color, It's like a purple color. When I got to page 15 Lavender Town popped up. I clicked on a link and once I seen it there was binary code. It was 010011000110000101110110011001010110111001100100011001010111001000100000010101000110111101110111011011100010000001110111011010010110110001101100001000000100101101101001011011000110110000100000010110010110111101110101, meaning Lavender Town will kill you. I was like "Yeah Right" But on my TV lost episodes of Pokemon came up. The first showed a Haunter taking Misty to Brock's gym. Once they got there Ash was there and he said in a deep voice "Misty" Then he grabbed a chainsaw and cut of Misty's Arms. There was animated blood. Then the Haunter made here explode inside her body. There was real blood everywhere. I puked. That was the end. Then Ash said "Lavender Town will take your body". The Second episode had Pikachu and Ash go to Lavender Town then everyone was in pain because of Ash. People were gunshot and limbs taken off. Some had no brain at all. Again I puked. Ash said "I will take your lives!" Ash would never do that. Pikachu had a AK47 in his hand and he shot everyone. At the end Ash said "Lavender is the color of blood!" The third and final episode had Ash killing everything in sight. The show skipped 30 years later and it showed Ash killing everyone in the world. THE REAL WORLD. He killed Miyamoto and he was coming for me. I was like "Oh Sh!*" but it was fake. After that I went insane. But after 1 month I was normal. Even though I heard Ash's Voice saying "Lavender is the Color of The Dead" I was going insane again. On my new TV I saw Ash saying "Lavender is the Color of The Dead" I smashed my TV In rage. He said it Again and Again. It was still fake but my computer popped up with Lavender Town.exe.wmv. I almost died from insanity then my friend came up to me and said "It's Okay" then I was never insane again. I hated that. I never spoke of it again. THE END!